Viral Clip : Jokes Viral : Lottery

A guy says to his wife: "Darling, what would you do if I said I've won the lottery?"

Wife replies: "I'd take half then leave you."

The guy says: "Excellent! I had three numbers and won £20. Here's £10...now fak-off!

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ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

Added: 533 Days ago by Chocoholiccharlotte

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